She Was Number One.
I'm Jordan. I'm 15 and I live in Japan.
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yo gurl are you a firework
because you’re really fucking loud and annoying
My little brother just got back from the store and told me two gay guys were checking him out. I asked him how he felt about it and he said “Flattered, dude. I’m a hot piece of ass.” Crying because I raised him well.
(Source: brokenbats)
plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)
iroh:
so i was at walmart and there was this guy in a Spongebob onesie and i was taking a picture of my sister & her friend and he ended up in the background
just look at him it looks like he’s floating
haunted french pancakes give me the crêpes





